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The 50 worst announcers in sports

 

A great article was just posted over on Yahoo discussing the worst announcers of all time.  Take a look when you get a chance.  Announcers.  Personally, I think #48 could easily crack the top 10.  The following article clearly states my position on this matter.  

Help!!!

I'm trying to bring 35 kids to DC in March!  I still need to raise $16,000.  Do any of you want to help and donate monies or know where to go for more funds?  I can give you a tax ID number and you can write it off.  If you are interested, make checks payable to "High Tech High Foundation" and you can send them to:

High Tech Middle Media Arts

2230 Truxtun Rd.

2nd Floor

San Diego, Ca. 92106

C/O Marc Shulman

Thanks you all. 

Marc

PS....No, Bill Gates can't help.

to 416

Well 2008 has come and gone
And 2009 will soon break at dawn
Although it's been retired for 4 years now
We all know 416 will always live on...

Example #1 came back on February Seven
A 416 date auction? yup a match made in heaven
Well we whored out our friends and made a ton of cash
Shit it was for charity and was a hell of a bash

Then in Arpil we got Tanner to go back home
A trip to Germany to pick up Jomo's new chrome
We took a ski day in Austria and hit pay dirt
All you fuckers need to get your ass's out to ol' Mooserwirt

Into May and our annual tradition re-born
It's called Mancamp, and it involves men, camping and porn
Mancamp is awesome even though the girls think it's lame
Girls may never get it, that 416ers will always be the same

Back in June, Matty Cos got 'er done
He told Aya "I do" and was ready for some asian fun
that last line isn't PC, I have to admit
But Mr. Cos's wedding speech defintely beats it.

As the summer rolled on, a few dewey trips were in the mix
Still can't beat that place for hookin up with chics
Vino, Tanner, Styn, Trev and Jomo, had a weekend and drank a ton
With those five 416er's no wonder my cash was all gone

As the summer wound down there was yet another BIG TRIP
Key West was the destination and we were all about to get ripped
10 416er's in Paradise, man the island was in trouble
Every single drink was heavy no less than a double

Tanner's wedding came to close out the summer
His Groomsmen earned the name Dumb and Dumberer's
If you saw the groomsmen pics, well then you would know why
All that debauchery in Tuxes, would make anyones mother cry

In came Fall and the favorite party called Sleekfest 9
Don't worry dear Natalie, there will forever be plenty of wine
Sleek has been rebuilt and is better than ever
Sleek 10 will be great, don't believe me well just ask Trevor

The New Year is upon us and I know it will be great
How can I be sure of such a fate?
Because even though that house may be gone
416 will always live on

Morris beer?

 

Comments on what you think it tastes like?

Agent Zero's career is complete

 The Arenas article.

Miami U on SNL

That Jean-Claude Still Wants To Get His Kicks

A quick glimpse into the mind of Jean Claude Van Damme over at Newsweek.  Awesome.

Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK —
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.
Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh —
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Testing One, Two, Three, Four ... Sixteen?

Somebody needed to post SOMETHING...even if it is a bullshit reference in an article.  We gotta step it up...

Born to Roam

If the pic alone doesn't make you want to buy one of these shirts, check out the comments....Sleekfest 10 Ts?!!

JCVD - A Special Kick

WTF?