Despite the ridiculousness of this question from Sean in Minneapolis, I'm not sure not sure if I can ever look at Matt Leinhart the same way again. I was reading this column on ESPN.com's Page Two today, and couldn't believe my eyes. See for yourself:
RACHEL: ...from Sean in Minneapolis. He writes, "My girlfriend hates my cat. My cat has been with me through thick and thin and is my best buddy. But obviously, he can't offer me the things my girlfriend can. What do I do?"
MATT: Man, I hate cats.
RACHEL: Cats, I feel, are not a good sign. And people out there: Save your letters. You can argue that one cat is OK; but I have strong feelings that unless you're a grandma with a big front porch, it's never OK to get that second cat. Then you're pretty much the chick with the cats. But I don't know about a guy.
MATT: Oh, it's worse if you're a guy. Look, if it's a dog, we might have a discussion. Dogs are your friends. But a cat? Pick your girlfriend, dude. Cats are useless.
This is just one more reason Mr. Leinhart has no business winning the Heisman.
MATT: Probably, "Don't mix colors with whites." You get pink. Hey, I'm in college. Right now, that's big.
HARPER: You dipshit, that's only if the colors happen to be red.
MATT: Hey, I never thought about that.
HARPER: You're still a dipshit that doesn't like pink cats?
Posted by: Harper | Dec 03, 2004 at 06:15 PM
yall are so stupid
Posted by: meega | Jan 07, 2005 at 12:12 PM
speaking of cat haters, michael steele isn't:
Rockville, Md.: So you say that like puppies, but no mention of cats? Are you a cat-hater?
Michael Steele: I love cats too! I owned one for 12 years.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2006/10/23/DI2006102300367.html
Posted by: vinno | Oct 27, 2006 at 04:14 PM